Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

❝ Only if your butt was where your head is. ❞

— My sister’s reply to me asking if she’d take me on a fancy date (via newwavespacecadet)

❝ She just wanted to see him open his legs. ❞

— My sister while watching high school musical 2

Winter action shots.


"I’m gonna poop in that cereal, and make it taste like chocolate,
‘cause I am the Easter bunny.”

tagged » welp ·

"What’d you get me for Christmas?"
“Want me to pull down my pants and show you?”

tagged » she's out of control ·
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